Kunci: B minor
Verse 1
Cm
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Fm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Cm
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Fm
Cm
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Fm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Cm
So, if you could just download this
Fm
voicemail when you get it
Cm
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Fm
Cm
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Fm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Cm
Just Google it,
Fm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
Eb
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Cm
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
Eb
can't do it
Fm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Cm
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Fm
Cm
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Fm
Like, right when you get this
Cm
Fm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
Eb
Cm
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Fm
love you (love you)
Gm
Cm
You know me and I know
Fm
you (know you)
Gm
Cm
We got problems that we've been
Fm
through (been through)
Gm
Fm
Cm
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Fm
You think I'm rude to you
Cm
You think I am the worst
Fm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Cm
You take out your Invisalign first
Fm
Come on
Gm
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Cm
you, still me, still here
Fm
Gm
Five years, five years, baby
Cm
Five years, five years
Gm
Fm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Cm
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Fm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Cm
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Fm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Gm
Cm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Gm
"What the fuck did I do?"
Fm
Gm
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Cm
You really should've gotten some
Fm
when we put in the order
Cm
You say, "You're a psycho and
Fm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Gm
So, let's just drop this,
Cm
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Fm
You owe me a dumpling,
Cm
I mean it, I won't forget
Fm
Cm
Eb
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Fm
Gm
Five years, five years
Cm
Still you, still me, still here
Fm
Eb
Gm
Five years, five years, baby
Cm
Fm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Cm
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Fm
up onto the couch
Eb
Cm
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Fm
You said, "You should kill that"
Cm
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Fm
Cm
You said, "Come on, be a man"
Eb
What?
Cm
Fm
You're a total anti-sexist,
Eb
Fm
Cm
a patriarchy fighter
Fm
Eb
But your whole worldview collapses
Fm
Cm
The moment there's a spider, cool
Fm
Gm
I get it, this is the real you
Cm
Gm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Fm
Shit like this brings the
Gm
movement down
Cm
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Fm
Gm
Five years, five years
Cm
Still you, still me, still here
Fm
Eb
Gm
Five years, five years, baby
Cm
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Fm
Gm
How come every time I need to
Cm
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Fm
use the bathroom?
Gm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Cm
That's why we got
Fm
two bathrooms
Gm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Cm
That's why we got two bathrooms
Fm
Gm
Cm
And you know
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