Kunci: B minor
Verse 1
G#m
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
C#m
And, um, I wrote a song for you
G#m
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
C#m
G#m
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
C#m
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
G#m
So, if you could just download this
C#m
voicemail when you get it
G#m
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
C#m
G#m
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
C#m
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
G#m
Just Google it,
C#m
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
B
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
G#m
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
B
can't do it
C#m
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
G#m
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
C#m
G#m
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
C#m
Like, right when you get this
G#m
C#m
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
B
G#m
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
C#m
love you (love you)
D#m
G#m
You know me and I know
C#m
you (know you)
D#m
G#m
We got prob lems that we've been
C#m
through (been through)
D#m
C#m
G#m
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
C#m
You think I'm rude to you
G#m
You think I am the worst
C#m
Because I ask when you suck my dick
G#m
You take out your Invisalign first
C#m
Come on
D#m
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
G#m
you, still me, still here
C#m
D#m
Five years, five years, baby
G#m
Five years, five years
D#m
C#m
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
G#m
dumplings
You reach over and you take
C#m
my dumpling
You don't even say,
G#m
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
C#m
you're entitled to a dumpling?
D#m
G#m
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
D#m
"What the fuck did I do?"
C#m
D#m
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
G#m
You really should've gotten some
C#m
when we put in the order
G#m
You say, "You're a psycho and
C#m
I-I don't don't wanna fight
D#m
So, let's just drop this,
G#m
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
C#m
You owe me a dumpling,
G#m
I mean it, I won't forget
C#m
G#m
B
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
C#m
D#m
Five years, five years
G#m
Still you, still me, still here
C#m
B
D#m
Five years, five years, baby
G#m
C#m
Five years, five years
Verse 6
G#m
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
C#m
up onto the couch
B
G#m
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
C#m
You said, "You should kill that"
G#m
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
C#m
G#m
You said, "Come on, be a man"
B
What?
G#m
C#m
You're a total anti-sexist,
B
C#m
G#m
a patriarchy fighter
C#m
B
But your whole worldview collapses
C#m
G#m
The moment there's a spider, cool
C#m
D#m
I get it, this is the real you
G#m
D#m
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
C#m
Shit like this brings the
D#m
movement down
G#m
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
C#m
D#m
Five years, five years
G#m
Still you, still me, still here
C#m
B
D#m
Five years, five years, baby
G#m
Five years, five years
Verse 8
C#m
D#m
How come every time I need to
G#m
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
C#m
use the bathroom?
D#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
G#m
That's why we got
C#m
two bathrooms
D#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
G#m
That's why we got two bathrooms
C#m
D#m
G#m
And you know
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