Kunci: D minor
Intro 1
Dm
Bb
Gm
Bb
Dm
Gm
Dm
Verse 1
A
Dm
wizard who lives in the shoe,
Gm
The slick mac daddy from the ice cube.
F#m
Gm
F#
My body's quite muscular,
Bb
bloodstream's corpuscular,
Dm
If you step to me, Farkas,
Dm
Cm
Oh yes, you'll be
Gm
Bb
Gm
Bb
Dm
sorry.
Dm
Gm
that's what I'm telling you
I've got a sensitive nose,
Dm
that's why I'm smelling you
A
I'll root for your daughter,
hell, I'll root for your son
Gm
Dm
A
Dm
A
Dm
I'm faster than a gun so you can hide
Gm
Dm
But you can't run
I'm an old school warlock
A
Slept in more bears' beds
than Goldilocks
Stay away from my kid,
or I'll beat you with my cock
You may be an animal,
but I'm a magical mammal
Dm
Bb
who can turn you into ash
A
and then I'll go on sabbatical
Dm
A
Dm
A
You got all of the id an
Bb
Dm
d none of the ego
A
Dm
Ab
A
You're all bark and no bite
Gm
while I fly like an eagle
F
Bb
A
I'm the supine lupine,
my libido kills sunshine
Dm
like a fine -ass toilet wine
Bb
A
I'm the new norm, like stepmother porn
Gm
Dm
Like a snatch -and -grab in a college dorm
I'm everything that's real,
A
like the fact that deal is really
adorable baby cows
who scream for their mom
Dm
A
Dm
mies when they die
A
Dm
I'll take your reality and
A
Dm
I'll break it in half
Gm
Then I'll go take a shower
Dm
Or maybe a bath, see I'm classy
A
I've got balls of an elephant
Dm
By which I mean I'm masculine
A
They've got a lot of nice
Dm
feminine qualities too
E
Dm
You could say I'm the
A
Gm
mother of disaster
Dm
A
You're a shitty little bastard.
Dm
Bb
I'm the local oboe
Dm
A
Dm
Here is my lap, come take a seat.
A
I've got a spiky erection
like your daddy at bedtime.
Gm
Dm
A
Holding you tight and reading
Dm
Once Upon a Hate Crime.
I'm a hepatitis outbreak
Dm
at a homeless encampment.
A
Dm
I'm realer than real,
I only got bad news.
cause I win and you lose.
E
You're a scared little boy
and you're crying boo -hoo
because you know deep inside
A
E
that nobody loves you.
Dm
I got fam ily and friends.
I give money to charity.
Every year on my birthday
people send me cards and letters.
A
My mum and dad still write to me.
Little old ladies still smile
at me.
Puppies aren't afraid of me.
I get more hugs than hate mail.
And I go to bed happy.
Can you say that?
You sad, sad man.
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