What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it.
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it.
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it.
What you got to say about car wax?
I really, really like it
Walkin' with me is yellow chink
in a karate class
Cause I'll hit you fast like glass,
bust your ass
So stop and think what you call
Bruce Lee a chink
I don't think so,
but you're walkin' right here though
Start at crappers if your name was X -Lax
I'll make you cries if your name
was Will Smith
Cause I got more styles,
Elizabeth Taylor's got divorces
This or this, yeah,
that's what the choice is
Plus I'm gettin' paid higher
than Mariah Carey
Now you wanna argue like we're niggas
meet on Love Connection
I scoop no hoes to avoid the AIDS infection
Rip shit up,
as if a teacher caught you cheatin'
You beat my ass,
not even X got that much beatin'
You touch my style
like a child you will be reachin'
To the top of the medicine cabinet
cause my shit is dope
Shockin' motherfuckers
like we were on Beach Street
Big fat props go to K -R -S -O -N -E
Big fat props go to P -I -C -M -A -R -K
-I -E -P -E -A -C -E -A -N -D -I
-2 -L -E -A -P -O -S -T -R -O -P -E -M
-G -O -N -E -D -O -N -E
CarMax,
what you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about car much
I really, really like it
Boss it,
I'm livin' comfortable like a Birkenstock
And if you're sittin'
on the dock of the bay
I'll push you off the dock
I'm peerin' at you like some Evian water
To be safe, say goodbye to your son,
your order, like your daughter
Since I'm makin' green like Envy,
I'll guide your leaf,
it's safe to say that I'm on
You fell off like a sheaf,
so Jimmy, you crack corn
And I don't care about your herkity
-jerkity -merkity way of tryin' to jerk
Me silly turkey,
you must be eatin' chillin' jerky
Your rhymes read rancidly,
like Liberace and Rappet
You didn't fool me with unnecessary jewelry,
so punk, duck down
Peace to the youngsters,
ABC and the family
Love the KK, but the KKK can
stay the hell away from me
A -U -D -I -F -I -V -E -T -H -O
-U -S -A -N -D -G
Carmex, what you got to say about Carmex?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about Carmex?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about Carb -X?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about Carb -X?
I really, like it
What you got to say about Carb -X?
I really, like it
What you got to say about Carb -X?
I really, really like it
Yuck food, bun if it's itch
Sick of trying to tell you
that I'm sick of all the short bit
I'd rather be an asshole
than a whole ass
Don't you know who I am?
Die, yeah
Your mister is a sassy,
your brother is a bastard
Your mother is a vicar
and your mother is a crackhead
Don't piss me off,
I'd rather get off me piss bout
Steppin' up the count base for the muck,
better break out
Too many dangers,
toils and snares have already come
But now it's time for me
to plum get dumb
Cause if my name was Bennett,
I wouldn't be in it
If my name was Les,
I wouldn't be in your mess
If my name was Paul,
I would just stay between y 'all
Since my name is Count Basie,
I will act real hasty
My name ain't Dougie,
but I be comin' fresher than
Irish Spring
You're big like a lion,
I'm slim like David with a slingshot
Tits a static cling on my jock,
my name is
Bounce like a check I got cash,
shoot nuts below my belt
So you can lick my penis,
suck my cock and my tail
Cause motherfucker,
you are dumber than Dan Quayle
Up at the hip of the hop
and keep it in count,
bass is on his way
Like Dick Trey say
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, like it
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about CarMax?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about Carmex?
I really, really like it
What you got to say about Carmex?
I really, really like it
What you got to say?
You're right and I'ma die, ay
Die, die, die
I move in the groove now
Shakin' the bank and the numbers
improve
My paper, the graphs, that's my O
Cash for browns,
I've been enjoying
You know what sayin'?
My name is Count Bass
I like to say what's up to my brothers
Brand new baby, Chelsea Perlin
Came February 1st
You know what I'm saying?
We be doing things just like that
Count Bass D 
