Kunci: Ab major
Verse 1
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I can't deal with people.
That's why I can never do customer service.
That was my first job.
I worked at Subway.
Why do fat guys need everything
on their sandwich?
Why? It's just one meal.
You're not stocking up for winter,
alright?
It's one meal.
They come and give me lettuce, tomatoes,
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pickles, onions, olives, both kinds of peppers,
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give me oil, salt, vinegar,
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bacon.
You want cookies on your
sandwich too, sir?
because I can't even
close it now.
It doesn't even really,
I'm have to put it in a bucket
or something
for you to leave here because it's
too big.
Why are you so rude?
I didn't know I
making Thanksgiving dinner
for you on a bun.
All right, it's a sandwich.
It's a sandwich.
It's Can I have
chips and a Coke?
Is Pepsi okay?
Oh yeah, it Pepsi, I'm sorry.
Customer service is tough.
I always feel sorry for those
guys, you know,
because they deal with a lot of crap.
But a lot of times they bring
it on themselves,
though, you know?
Like the guy bagging groceries.
If you bag groceries for a living,
fine, but shut up.
Don't talk about
what I bought.
Oh, Rice Krispie treats and beer.
Somebody's on a health kick.
Oh, somebody's bagging
friggin' groceries.
Alright, jump the hell up, alright, see?
Could have made this easy,
couldn't we, Steve?
But no, you had to run your fat mouth,
didn't you?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, right, right.
Oh, and by the way, shh,
yeah, look at that.
I brought it over here I don't cry.
I don't cry, cry.
Oh, I can't deal with them.
Like, you know, customer service,
they snap.
Like, my cable went out.
It's like being stuck on an island.
Because they don't care.
I called a cable company.
I'm like, yeah, I got fuzz,
can you do something?
Well, we can't come out tonight.
We can come out on Monday
between 10 a .m. and Thursday.
You gonna be home?
Yeah. Yeah,
I'll probably be home.
But that's not the point.
Then they ask dumb questions
like it's my fault.
Is your TV plugged in?
I will stab you, all right? I
swear to God.
Who unplugs the TV ever?
You plug it in once
and it stays that way until you move.
All right?
Nobody unplugs their TV.
I can't live without TV.
Like, I run into people all the time,
I don't even watch TV.
Well, what do you do?
Like, I'm sick of people who read.
Shut up. All right? You know what?
Because you're just being
difficult.
We've invented better stuff.
All right, stop reading.
Like, you ever go to a movie
and you like the movie because it's a movie,
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somebody's always got to ruin it?
Oh,
the book's so much better than the movie.
All right, it's not better.
It's never better.
There's a reason why they invented movies,
because books suck.
All right, nobody likes to read.
read something
I can watch in two hours and get done.
Oh yeah, let me find a book
and sit under a tree
and get lost in a world of
make -believe and become gay.
All right, that's great.
Let me do that instead. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank
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