Well, I've been drunk all
around this town
From the downside up
to the upside down
You set them up, boys,
I'll knock them down
Well, I've been drunk all
around this town
Well, I drank shooters with
the college boys
The girls are cuter wearing a
card to door
Daddy's money makes a lot of noise
Well, I drank shooters with the college boys
And I drank bourbon with the lawyers,
too
Their power ties and their wingtip shoes
Yes, even
Republicans get to blues
So I drank bourbon with
the lawyers, too
Cause I've been drunk
all around this town
From the down side up to the up side down
I said, oh, my boys, how long now?
Well, I've been drunk all
around this town
Yes, I drank beer with a down -and -out
First bar you come to on the road out south
I kept my head down and shut my mouth
But I drank beer with a down -and -out
And I drank something with these
hippie dudes
Everything was fine till
we met that dude
Now I'm hungry an d I'm scared
and completely self -aware
And I'm glad my parents aren't here
Cause they'll never hear this song
Cause we would never put it on a live
record that you could sing along
And the monkey has no sleeves
Let them hear you outside
Cause I've been drunk
all around this town
From downside up to the upside down
Set em up boys, I'll knock em down
Well, I've been drunk all
around this town