Kunci: F minor
Verse 1
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It was just a couple of minutes
before midnight when
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Bill waddled back into the living room
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carrying a huge bowl of
butter -soaked popcorn.
On
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Em
TV, a lithe, young, spandex -clad cheerleader
type was touting the benefits of the latest
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Em
quick weight loss program.
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Oh, mind your own business,
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you tedious bimbo, yelled
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Bill as he gracefully eased
his 360 -pound
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frame onto a well -worn sofa.
He considered this type of
ubiquitous incursion into
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Em
one's personal affairs to be a blatant
affront to human dignity and a perfect
example of how society was
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going to hell on a fast train.
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He swallowed a fistful
of soggy popcorn and then took a long swig
from a large plastic bottle of diet
coke that was resting
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nearby.
Next, the
shot of a large crowd.
It was
Times
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Square.
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An illuminated clock overhead showed
the time to be one minute
before midnight.
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The camera began to pan across
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some of the faces in the crowd.
God, exclaimed
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Bill, this absolutely must be the most
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Em
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amazingly sub -human collection
Em
of hooligans and ruffians ever
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Em
assembled in one place.
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Em
Someone, please, summon the
National
E
Guard at once before this evil
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gang of terrorists
completely destroys
New
York
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City, he pleaded while simultaneously
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pelting the screen with
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few kernels of popcorn,
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Em
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as if to keep the unruly mob at bay.
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Em
A man with a microphone appeared and began
to question people in the crowd about their
New
Year's resolutions.
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Em
A
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Bill snickered in disgust.
I resolve to stop smoking, quit drinking,
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Em
and to lose 180 pounds, he mimicked, and I
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Em
G
also resolved to spend every waking hour doing
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Em
my utmost best to promote peace, love,
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and universal understanding amongst all my fellow man,
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no matter what their race, religion,
or national origin may be.
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Em
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And then, in order to em phasize his total conviction in the matter,
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C
his immense buttocks and
Em
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Em
let off a loud fart.
Em
The final seconds before the new
year were ticking down.
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Em
E
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A big silver ball was sinking lazily
G
Em
toward the earth.
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Em
E
The crowd chanted 10, 9, 8.
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Bill's hand came to rest in the bottom
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of the nearly empty popcorn bowl.
Em
Em
He nodded, 4, 3, 2, 1.
TV, streamers, flashbulbs,
firecrackers everywhere.
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G
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The faint, echoey strains of
Auld
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Lang
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Am
Syne blended in with
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Bill's living room like the sound of
a half -remembered dream.
From the sofa, there came a soft,
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buzzing noise not unlike a baby's snore.
Outro 1
Bill had gone to sleep.
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