Also, I handle all my own personal finances, and I'm happy
to say I recently purchased my own form of
private transportation, which we landed out here
at the airport this morning.
It's not easy landing a station wagon out
here at the airport.
But actually, part of the money taken
in here tonight will be going to charity.
I never announce this ahead of time because
that always sounds like a phony deal, but
I do a lot of work with unwed
mothers.
No, just helping them get their start,
now come on.
Actually, I love animals,
and there's something going on in
Mexico right now, some people
think it's a sport,
I happen to think it's cruelty to animals.
I'm talking about, of course,
cat juggling.
They take the little kitties, 10, 12 weeks old,
and they juggle them for money.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
Of the poor little kittens are going, meow, meow,
meow, meow.
And there's something going
on in
Kansas right now that makes me sick.
They take little laboratory mice, never hurt anybody,
take them out to
Hollywood and tell
them they're going to be in pictures.
Uh -oh, I'm getting happy feet!