Kunci: Ab major
Verse 1
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But I'll be honest with you,
you probably read it in
Screw
Up
Your
Life magazine, I
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People magazine anyway.
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I used to smoke
Marijuana
But I'll tell you something,
I would only smoke it in the late evening.
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Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually
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the late evening or the mid evening, so I just
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I just had the early evening,
mid -evening, and late evening.
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Occasionally early afternoon
or the mid -afternoon
or perhaps the late mid
-afternoon.
Oh, sometimes the early,
mid, late, early morning.
But never at dusk.
Never at dusk.
I would never do that.
Okay.
Hey.
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Grandpa bought a rubber.
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I feel sorry for women and I'll tell you why be
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cause so many men think they're
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into this weird sex and I'm sorry that there's
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something wrong about that and I
wouldn't have said that but six months ago
I met a girl she was taking singing
lessons and her coach,
84 year old guy, you'd think he'd be the last guy in the world to
be weird.
But listen to this.
He kept wanting her to sing
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from her diaphragm.
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I mean, that would take years to
Now this doesn't happen very often, but about
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three weeks ago I met a girl and she was real
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nice and she invited me to her apartment.
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So I went over there and she had the be
st pussy I have ever seen.
Oh now come on!
I'm talking about her cat,
now that makes me sick right there.
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No, you can't say anything anymore that people don't
take it dirty and I'm sorry that disgusts me.
That cat was the best fuck I ever had.
Thank you.
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