Sing me songs of
Lacaze and
Hofstra
Tales of the
Knights
Templar
Tell me that all the lies are true
We will be born again
Sing me songs of the
Holy
Grail
the secrets behind the veil
Tell me now
that she shall reign
and you'll be rescued
Sing a song to the end of time
No meaning, just codes and rhyme
Tell me that I will be king
You shall be my queen
You shall be my queen
Sing me songs of
LaCasse and his tribe
Tales of the
Knights
Templar
Tell me now that I am true
We will be born again
Yes, we will be born again
Yes, we will be born again
That evening at dinner,
the sangriale manifested itself in a
John
Peel of thunder and a
Ray
Manzarek of light mithfire.
But it was hidden beneath a touching cloth of white marmite sandwiches,
and it supplied
everyone with a wonderful nub
cutlet and free porno cleaners.
Inspired,
Gawain responded
by swearing to vote
Labour in the quest of the
Sangreal,
even though he was buggered by
Norris at
Eton for at least a year and a day,
or until he
saw it with the help
of magic mushrooms.
Arthur, being a good
Tory fellow, was displeased,
knowing that all his other knights would follow
And many would die in the quest for champagne,
mushy peas, and socialism.
And the round table would never be the same,
nor the world see its like again, for I have
loved them like a
Pope as well as my life,
wherefore it shall grieve me right sore in
the posterior, the de -partition of this fellowship,
for I have an old custom to have them all
up the jacksie in my fellowship.
In this acid -house trance state he saw
another night appear and
be healed by the sangriale, and then steal his mars bar, helm,
and sword, but paralysed
by his own sin he could
do nothing.
When he fully awoke,
mars bar less and weapon less,
he walked on through the forest to
a hermit called
Peter
Noone, who was once of a beat
combo in the 1260s.
He explained how sinful he was
for getting a portion with
Guinevere and for fighting for
his own glory and not
David
Cameroon's.
Lancelot repented and formed
a cabaret duo with the
Hermit playing
British
Legions where they made merry with
cheap ale and partook of the meat raffle.