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The grand plan akor oleh
The Dirty 45
The Dirty 45

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Verse 1
Am

Wait a minute, man.

Hey, check this out, man.

It was this blind man,

It was this blind man, right?

He was feeling his way down the street

with this stick, right?

Hey, he walked past this fish

market.

You know what saying?

He stopped.

He took a deep breath.

He said

Good morning, ladies
E

You like that shit, man? pretty good.
Am

I got a gang of that shit, man.

My man on the guitar.

Fool on the drum.

Ayy, everybody just crowd

around the mic,

I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes

I got, ayy, exactly

But first, I'ma start off like this,

ayy, help me sing it, homeboy, come on

Say Coke 45 and two zigzags,

baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park, have the dogs,

smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn,

we can take our turn,

singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,


and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint,

pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell flying

through Palmdale,

skating on deck and rims
E
Am

So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,

I bet my cabbie will

Well it was just sundown

in a small white town,
Em
Am

they called it Eastside Palmdale

When the Afro man walked

through the white land,

houses went up for sale

Well I was standin' on the corner

sellin' rap CDs

when I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my caddy

cause I didn't know her daddy was the
E

leader of the Ku Klux Klan
Am

We fucked on the bed,

fucked on the floor
E
Am

Fucked so long I grew a

fuckin' afro

Then I fucked to the left,

fucked to the right

She sucked my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,

Sheba got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

So I ran, I jumped out the back window
E

But her daddy, he was waiting
Am

with a two -by -four

Oh, he beat me to the left,

he beat me to the right
E
Am

The motherfucker whooped

my ass all night

But I ain't mad at her

prejudiced dad

That's the best damn pussy I ever had

Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

I'ma fuck that bitch just one more time

Code 45 and two zigzags,

baby, that's all we need

We can go to the mall, grab the dog,
E
Am

smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burn,

we can take our turn

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like

Cheech and Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell,

flying through Palmdale

Skating on Dayton rims

So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build

And my tapes and my CDs just don't sell

I bet my cabbie will

Uh, I met this lady in Hollywood
E

She had green hair,
Am

but damn, she looked good

I took her to my house,

cause she was fine

But she whooped out a dick

that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
E
Am

Never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said, Aye!

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch

Then her titties busted open

with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders' wife

in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'd fry some chicken

if you'd just fuck me

I came in her mouth, it was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend

of herbs and spices

Coke 45 and two zigzags

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the ball, catch the dogs

Smoke that tumbleweed, uh

And as the marijuana burn,

we can take our turn

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like

Cheech and Chong

Hey, wait a minute, man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rolled that ass and said,

yes, Miss Daisy

Met this lady in Oklahoma
E
Am

Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
E
Am

I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down

in South Carolina

Fucked her till she turned

to a white albino

Fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia
E
Am

Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho

She just ran across the border of Mexico

Fine young thing, said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it

I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Am

Coke 45 and two zigzags
E
Am

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the mall, grab the dog
E
Am

Smoke that tumbleweed

And as them marijuana burn,

we can take our turn

Singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like
B

Cheech and Chong
Am

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell,
Am

flying through Palmdale
E
Am

Skatin' on Dayton rims, so roll,
Am

roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build

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