My wife keeps pestering me,
that we need a bigger family.
She keeps telling me,
that we ought to make it three.
And I keep asking her,
what she wants one for.
She just smiles and looks at me,
says I want a bigger family.
A little baby, yeah, that's her pride and joy
A little baby, whether it's a girl or boy
And I keep asking her
what she wants one for
She just smiles and looks at me,
says, I want a bigger family
How many years have come and gone
Man, you ought to see our home
You can take it from me
We really built a big family
And I keep askin' her
What she wants some fur
She just smiles and looks at me
Says, I want a bigger family
Little babies, yeah, that's her only joy
My babies, whether they're girls or boys
An d I keep asking her
what she wants them for
She just smiles and looks at me
Says, I want a bigger family
All you married men take advice
They mention babies
you better think twice
or you'll end up just like me
Holding two kids on each knee
And I keep asking her
What she wants some fur.
She just smiles and looks at me
Says I want a bigger family
Now I wonder when she's gonna stop
cause I'm just about to blow my top
They're screamin' and they're callin'
and they're squallin'
And everywhere I look,
there's one a -crawlin'
And I'm still askin' her
what she wants them for
She just smiles and looks at me
Says, I want a bigger family
Little babies, yeah, that's her only joys
My babies,
whether they're girls or boys
And I keep asking her
what she wants them for
She just slaps me on the knee,
says I want to make history