Petey: [singing around a campfire with his
banjo] 'Bout
a handsome little fox let
me sing you folks a yarn.
Hey, diddle-dee
daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum!
'Twas 'Twas a splendid little
feller full of wit 'n' grace
'n' charm.
Say, zippy-zee
zappa-za yappy-yo doodle-dum!
Well, Well,
like any little critter needin' vittels for
his littl'uns, Well,
he stole,
and he cheated,
and he lied just to survive.
With a doodle-dum diddle-die
doddle-diddle doodle-dum!
Other Other Other Other singers: Doodle-dum
diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!
Petey: Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy
zoopy-zee!
Other Other Other Other singers: Zippy-zo
zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!
Petey: Doo-dah doo-day day...
day...
Petey: Let me take a little tick now
to color in the
scene: 'Cross
the valley lived
three yokels name
of Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
Now these three crazy jackies
had our hero on the
run. Shot
the tail off the cuss
with a fox-shootin'
gun.
But that stylish little fox
was as clever as
a whip Dug as
quick as a gopher
that was hyper-ack-a-tive.
Other singers: Yeah!
Petey: Now Now those three
farmers sit 'twhere there's
a hole 'twas once a hill.
Singin' diddle-dee
daddle-da
doddle-do doodle-dum!
And And
as far as I can reckon
they're a-settin' up up there still. Singin' zippy-zee
zappa-za yappy-yo...
Franklin Bean: [standing behind
him] What are you singing, Petey?
Petey: Just... just making it up as I went- as I went along, really.
Franklin Bean: That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!