I was riding this 18 -wheeler
before they painted lines.
I never made much money
because I couldn't make no time.
Used to be a running battle
between old Smokey and me,
but now I got a six -foot Shakespeare,
me and old C .B.
Well tonight I got the front door,
can't always have the rocking chair.
Pigpen's got the back door closed
just holding me on the air
just checked out the west door
Roadhog said you're clean
looks like a money -making run
for me and old CB now
ace the blue -eyed
Indian still runs with single drive
old single drive he's a ratchet jaw
but he keeps the night alive and jelly
Jack that beaver nut chicken
The cover's on the seat
We're lookin' for a red Pinot
Me and O .C .B.
There's old Circle City Peddler
Boy, he's gettin' fat
He makes his turn at Derby Town
I couldn't live like that
Chicken Coops is open
So is D .O .T.
Hey, ap preciate that info,
Cisco
Me and O .C .B.
That California devil,
he's down at marker 25
He just hollered, break a breaker,
them bushes are alive
Now comb your hair,
they're takin' pictures down at 23
We'll give them an old 5 -5 smile,
me and old C .B.
Just look at that four -wheel bear baby,
just flew off my back door
Old Smokey's gonna get him,
yeah, that's a big 10 -4
Now, Hawkeye's had the hammer down
since Nashville, Tennessee
He just saved some green stamps,
thanks to me and old CB
Eight -ball from Shaky City,
he's talkin' to a date
He's comin' on to that
Cupid doll
who sounds like a pretty face
If she'd give me a breaker,
I'd tell her to go down to three
Now, she might be runnin' single,
like me and old CB
Windy City Charlie,
he's down at Marker 9
I just checked my 20
and I ain't runnin' the purple line
Me and this 18 -wheeler,
we're just about home free
Made good time, didn't pay one fine,
me and old CB
Yeah, come on, come on,
yeah, come on in there, roadrunner
Yeah, that's a big 10 -4,
ha -ha -ha
Yeah, that's Continental Cowboys
home 20
Yeah, we'll see you on the flip -flop.
Yeah, keep the shiny side up,
and, uh...
Yeah, that's a big ten -fold.
Ha -ha.