are in this room
There ought to be a preacher
here pretty soon
And where's the groom?
Has he lost his mind?
How come he ain't here on time?
Well, I'm the preacher and
I'm sorry I'm late
But I had a little nip with Sister Kate
I want everybody to fall on in
This here wedding is about to begin
Hey Groot, it's time to get married
Yeah, we gonna get hitched today, baby
Hey Groot, it's time to get married
You're gonna die that night today
Don't rush me
Here's the preacher and
here's the bride
But there's a groom, don't let him hide
Bring him out, cause it's plain to see
That I want a he -man to marry me
Hey Groot, it's time to get married
Come and get it, daddy, I'm all yours
Hey Drew, time to get married
You're gonna die that night today
Don't rush me
Everybody's waiting at
the altar for you
I'm coming, I'm coming
Time's a -wasting,
what you gonna do?
Bow to the Al
Well, brothers and sisters,
as the church bells ring
Old Rev is getting ready to do his thing
But just before the wedding,
bless my soul
Everybody rock and roll
Whoo!
Hey bro, it's time to get married
Come on honey,
the moment of truth has arrived
Hey bro, it's time to get married
You're gonna tie that knot today
Don't push
Do you take this woman to be your wife
To fuss and fight for the rest of your life.
I think I do
I reckon I do
I
Guess I do
Do you take this man for better or worse
till the undertaker takes you away
in the hearse?
Well, we might as well get it
over
I now pronounce you man and wife,
and I hope you live for the rest of your life.
Two times twelve is twenty -four.
Have a house full of kids
and don't have no more.
Oh, we're finally married, honey.
Now you can get a job.
Say what?
Yeah, so we can get a nice apartment.
But I thought you had a job.
Oh, not anymore.
It's time for you to go to work.
Work. Work.
Oh, I'm so happy.
I sure am glad you're happy
because you're talking about a job.
Never had it, never will.
Ha ha ha ha.
Talking about a job,
I can't even spell job.
I don't job, job is job,
job is I can lay next to
you working for three years.
It don't bother me,
I ain't gonna bother you.
My mama's name was working,
I promise never to hit her.
Yeah, I hate that.
I think he's lost.
I think he's lost in the snow. ain't got him.