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Verse 1
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step right up, step right up
Everyone's a winner
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, bargains galore
That's right,
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you too can be the proud owner
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Of the quality goes in before the name
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goes on
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of a dollar,
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one-tenth of of a dollar
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We got service after sales
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How 'bout perfume? We got perfume,
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how 'bout an engagement ring?
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Something for the little lady,
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something for the little lady
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Something for the little lady, hmm
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We got a year-end clearance,
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clearance, we got our white sale
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And our smoke-damaged furniture, furniture,
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you can drive it away today
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Act now, act now and receive as our gift,
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They come in all colors,
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one size fits all
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No muss, no fuss, no spills,
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you're tired of kitchen drudgery
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Everything must go, going out of business,
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Going out of business sale
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Fifty percent off original retail price,
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skip the middle man
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How do we do it? How do we do it?
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Volume, volume, turn up the volume
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Now you've heard it advertised,
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Don't be caught with
your drawers down
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Don't be caught with your drawers down
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You can step right up,
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step right up
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That's right, it filets, it chops,
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Never stops, lasts a lifetime,
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And it mows your lawn and it picks
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up the kids from school
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It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
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It get s rid of embarrassing age spots
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It delivers a pizza and it
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lengthens and it strengthens
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And it finds that slipper
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Under the chaise lounge
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And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
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It makes excuses for unwanted
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lipstick on your collar
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And it's only a dollar,
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step right up
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It's only a dollar, step right up
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'Cause it forges your sig
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nature
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If not completely satisfied,
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mail back unused portion of product
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For complete refund of price
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of purchase
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allow thirty days
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Don't be fooled by
cheap imitations
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You can live in it, live in it,
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laugh in it, love in it
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Swim in it, sleep in it
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Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it,
Removes embarrassing stains from con
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tour sheets that's right
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And it entertains visiting relatives
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It turns a sandwich into a banquet
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Tired of being the life of the party?
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Change your shorts, change your life,
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Change into a nine-year-old Hindu Hindu Hindu boy,
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And it walks your dog and
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you can jump back Jack
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see you later alligator
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An d it steals your car
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of your gambling debts,
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It's a friend, it's a companion
It's the only product
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you will ever need
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Follow these easy assembly instruction
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s, it never needs ironing
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Well, it takes weights off hips,
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bust, thighs, chin, midriff
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Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job,
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it is a job
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And it strips the phone company free,
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take ten for five exchange
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ture breath
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And you know it's a friend and,
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and it's a companion
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And it gets rid of your
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traveler's checks
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It's new, it's improved,
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Well, Well, it takes care of business
Never needs winding, never needs winding,
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Gets rid of blackheads,
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heartbreak, or psoriasis
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Christ, you don't know the
meaning of heartbreak, buddy
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
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c'mon
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'Cause it's effective, it's defective,
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it creates household odors
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It disinfects, it's
sanitized for your protection
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It gives you an erection,
it wins the election
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Why put up with painful
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It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation
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No salesman will visit your home
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We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
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Prizes, prizes, prizes
All work guaranteed
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How do we do
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it? How do we do it?
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How do we do it? How do we do it?
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We need your business,
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we're going out of business
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We'll give you the business
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Get on the business end of our
going-out-of-business sale
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sale
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Receive our free brochure,
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free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly
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assembly assembly instructions
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Batteries not included
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Send before midnight tomorrow,
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Step right up, step right up,
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step right up
Verse 13
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And the small print taketh away
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Step right up, you can step right up,
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you can step right up
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C'mon, step right up
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Ah, get away from me kid,
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Step right up, step right up,
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Ah, mmm, ah
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up,
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c'mon and step right up
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C'mon and step right up
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