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Storm akor gitar mudah oleh
Tim Minchin
Tim Minchin

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Verse 1
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This is a nine- minute beat poem.
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Am

It's called, "Storm"
Verse 2
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Inner North London, top floor flat,
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Em
C

All white walls, white carpet, white cat,
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Rice paper partitions,
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modern art and am bition
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The host's a physician,

Bright bloke,
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has his own practice
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His girlfriend's an actress,
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C

an old mate of ours from home
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E
Am

And they're always great fun,

so to dinner we've come.
Verse 3
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The 5th guest is an unknown,
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The hosts have just thrown us

together for a favour
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C

'Cause this girl's just

arrived from Australia
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And she's moved to
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North London

And she's the sister of someone or
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has some connection.
Verse 4
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As we make introductions I'm

struck by her beauty

She's irrefutably fair with dark

eyes and dark hair

But as she sits,

I admit I'm a little bit wary

'Cause I notice the tip of

the wing of a fairy

Tattooed on that popular area just

above the derrière

And when she says "I'm

Sagittarian,"

I confess a pigeonhole starts to form

And is immediately filled with pigeon
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when she says her name is Storm.
Verse 5
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Conversation is initially bright
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E

and light hearted
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But it's not long before Storm
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gets started:
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"You can't know anything,
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knowledge is merely opinion!"

She opines,

over her Cabernet Sauvignon,
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Am

Vis- à- vis some un
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Am
C

hippily empirical comment by me.
Verse 6
C

"Not a good start" I think,
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Am
C

We're only on pre- dinner drinks,
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And across the room,
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my wife widens her eyes,
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Dm
C
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Silently begs me: "Be nice!"
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Em

A matrimonial warning,
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E

not worth ignoring
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So I resist the urge to ask Storm

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Whether knowledge is so loose-
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weave of a morning when

Deciding whether to leave her

apartment by the front door
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D

Or the window on her second floor.
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The food is delicious and Storm,
Verse 7

F

Whilst avoiding all meat
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happily sits and eats
Dm

As the good doctor,
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C

Slightly pissedly holds court on some
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D
Dm

Anachronistic aspect
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of medical history
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Em
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When Storm suddenly
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insists:
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"But the human body is a

mystery!"

"Science just falls in a hole when it

Tries to explain the the nature
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of the soul."
Verse 8

My hostess throws me a glance.
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She, like my wife,
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knows there's a chance
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B

I'll be off on one of my rare
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C

but fun rants but I shan't
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My lips are sealed,
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I just wanna enjoy the meal
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E
Am

And al though Storm
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is starting to get my goat
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I have no intention of rocking
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the boat
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B

Although it's becoming a bit of a wrestle
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D
Am

Because like her meteorolo

gical namesake,

Storm has no such concerns
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for our vessel:
Verse 9

"Pharmaceutical companies are the enemy,
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F

They promote drug dependency

at the cost of the natural remedies

That are all our bodies need
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F
F#

They are im moral and driven by greed.

Why take drugs when herbs

can solve it?
Bm

Why use chemicals when homeopathic
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solvents can resolve it?

I think it's time we all
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G

Return- to- live with natural
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medical alternatives."
B
And try as I like,
Verse 10
Am
B

a small crack appears in
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B
Am

my diplomacy- dike.

"By definition," I begin,
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B
F

"Alternative medicine," I continue,

C
Dm

"Has either not been proved to work,
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F#

or been proved not to work.
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Do you know what they call
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Alternative medicine that's been
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proved to work?
Am

Medicine."
Verse 11
Am

"So you don't believe in any natural

remedies?"
C
Am
"On the contrary Storm, actually Before we came
Verse 12


to tea,
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I took a natural remedy derived
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from the bark of a willow tree
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A painkiller that's virtually
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side- ef fect free
Dm
C

It's got a weird name, darling,
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Em

what was it again?
Am
C

M- masprin? Basprin? Oh

yeah! Asprin!
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Which I paid about a buck for down
Am

at the local drugstore.
Verse 13
Dm

The debate briefly abates
Am

as my hosts collect plates
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Em

But as they return with desserts
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Storm pertly asserts:
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"Shakespeare said it first:

There are more things in heaven and
Em
Am

Earth than ex ist in your philosophy.
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Science is just how we're
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trained to look at reality,
Em
Am

It doesn't explain love
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or spirituality.
Em

How does science explain psychic
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s? Auras?

The afterlife? The power of prayer?"
F#m
I'm becoming aware that I'm
Verse 14

staring,
Am
C

I'm like a rabbit
Am

Suddenly trapped in the blinding
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G

headlights of vacuous crap.
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G

Maybe it's the Hamlet she just
Em
Dm

misquothed
C
Em

Or the sixth glass of wine I just quaffed
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But my dip lomacy dike groans
C

And the arsehole held back by its stone
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Am
Dm

s can be held back no more:
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G
"Look, Storm, Sorry I don't mean
Verse 15
Am


to bore you
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F

but there's no such thing as an aura!
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Reading Auras is like reading minds or
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Bm
A#

Tea- leaves or star- signs

or meridian lines
Am
G

These people aren't applying a skill,

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G
Am

They're either lying or mentally ill.
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Same goes for people who claim they
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Dm

hear God's demands
Am
F#

And spiritual healers who

think they've magic hands.
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E
By the way, why
Verse 16
Am

D#m

do we think it's okay for
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People to pretend they
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B

can talk to the dead?
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Em
Am

Isn't that totally fucked in the head?
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D#m

Lying to some crying
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G

woman whose child has died
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F

And telling her you're in touch

with the other side?
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Am

I think that's fundamentally sick
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C
F

Do we need to clarify here that there's
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no such thing as a psychic?
Am
What are we, fucking two?
Verse 17
Am

G

Do we actually think that
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Bb

Horton Heard a Who?
Ebm
Am

Do we still believe that Santa
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G

brings us gifts?
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That Michael Jackson didn't
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have facelifts?
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G#

Are we still so stunned by
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B

circus tricks that we think

That the dead would wanna talk
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to pricks like John Edwards?
G
Storm to her credit
Verse 18
F#

despite my derision
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Am

keeps firing off clichés
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F#
F

With startling precision like a sniper using
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C

bollocks for ammunition
Verse 19
B
Bm

"You're so sure of your position
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but you're just closed- minded
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D

I think you'll find that your
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faith in science and
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G

Tests is just as blind as the faith
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of any fundamentalist"
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"Wow that's a good
Verse 20

point,

let me think for a bit.

Oh wait, my mistake,

that's absolute bullshit.
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Am
D#m

Science adjusts it's views
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based on what's observed.
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F
Am

Faith is the denial of observation
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so that Belief can be preserved.
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B
F

If you show me that, say, homeopathy works,
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Am

then I will change my mind
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I'll spin on a fucking dime
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Am

I'll be embarrassed as hell,

But I will run through the streets yelling
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'It's a miracle! Take
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physics and bin it!
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Water has memory!
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G

And while it's memory of a long
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Lost drop of onion juice
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Am

seems Infinite
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G#

It somehow for gets all the poo
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it's had in it!'
Verse 21
Am

You show me that it works
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and how it works
Am
G#

And when I've recovered

from the shock
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I will take a compass and carve 'Fancy

That' on the side of my cock."
Verse 22

Everyone's just staring now,

But I'm pretty pissed and I've

dug this far down,

So I figure, in for penny,
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in for a pound:
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"Life is full of mys
Verse 23
Eb

teries,
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Dm

yeah
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B
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But there are an swers out there
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E
Am

And they won't be found by
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people sitting around
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Looking serious and saying 'Isn't
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life mysterious?'

'Let's sit here and hope.

Let's call up the fucking Pope.
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Am

Let's go watch Oprah interview
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Deepak Chopra.'
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If you wanna watch tele, you should
Verse 24
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watch Scooby Doo.
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Dm
D#

That show was so cool
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because every time there
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Am

Was a church with a ghoul or a
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ghost in a school
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B

They looked beneath the mask
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F

and what was inside?
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Dm
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The fucking janitor or the dude

who ran the waterslide.
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Because throughout history every
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B

Mystery ever solved has turned out to be
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Not Magic.
Verse 25
B
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Does the idea that there might
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D

be knowledge frighten you?
Am
G#m
B

Does the idea that one afternoon on
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Am

Wiki- fucking- pedia might

enlighten you frighten you?
G#m
B

Does the notion that there may not be
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Am
Ebm

a supernatural so blow your
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Hippy noodle that you'd rather just
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Am

Stand in the fog of your in
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ability to Google?
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Isn't
Verse 26

this enough?
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Just this world?
Verse 27
F#
F#m
Am

Just this beautiful, complex,
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A

wonderfully unfathomable, natural world?
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A

How does it so fail to hold

our attention that we have to
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D

Diminish it with the invention of cheap,

man- made myths and monsters?

If you're so into your Shakespeare,
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B

lend me your ear:
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"To gild re fined gold,

to paint the lily,
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To throw perfume on the violet...

is just fucking silly"
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Or something like that.

Or what about Satchmo?!
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Em

"I see trees of Green,

Red roses too,"

And fine, if you wish to glorify
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Krishna and Vishnu in a

Post- colonial,

Condescending bottled-

up and labeled

Kind of way then whatever, that's ok.
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But here's what gives me a hard- on:

I am a tiny, insignificant,
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ignorant bit of carbon.

I have one life,
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A

and it is short and unimportant...
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But thanks to recent scientific

advances I get to live
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Twice as long as my great great great
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great uncleses and auntses.
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Twice as long to live this life of mine
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D

Twice as long to love this wife of mine

Twice as many years of friends and wine

Of sharing curries and getting
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F#m

shitty at good- looking hippies

With fairies on their spines
Verse 28

and butterflies on their titties.


And if perchance I have offended

Think but this and all is

mended:

We'd as well be 10 minutes back in time,

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For all the chance you'll change your mind.

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