I'm gonna tell you all a story
from my old hometown
Sweet Susie Q,
Billie Jean and Charlie Brown
Lived up the hill in a house of their own
And everyone was welcome
to the home sweet home
There was a real nice family,
made you feel so good
And everybody liked them
in our neighborhood
Every Saturday night
they'd fix a barbecue
Every dancing man is singing,
always something to do
Now late last year on a hot summer day
A rock and roll band
came to town to play
They heard about our barbecues
on Saturday night
They promised to play,
Charlie Brown said alright
They set up their ghetto
where the turnips grow
Around eight o 'clock they
had started the show
The place was real nice and busy,
the show was good
Everyone was dancing like
I knew they would
Billie Jean and Charlie Brown
and Suzie Q
Every Saturday night,
they'd fix a barbecue
Billie Jean and Charlie Brown
and Susie Q
They'd be dancin' and a -singin'
and a -boogaloo
Now Susie Q got hip to the
singer in the band
And after a while,
they were a -hand in hand
She didn't say a word to her ma or pa
She just packed a few things
and jumped into his car
Later that night,
when Charlie Brown found out
He got all uptight,
now he could scream and shout
Well, the dirty lousy singer
took my toilet paper
And af ter that,
I am gonna shoot him down dead
Now, Billy Jean got tangled
with a Charlie Brown
Well, I got something to say
to just to stick around
Susie Q's a woman,
not a child no more
And if you don't stop hollering,
I'll show you the door
And if you come a -knockin'
and you're tryin' to come in
I'll be waitin' for you, Charlie,
with my rollin' pin
So just to mosey on out
to your friends out there
Her friend just had some whiskey
and an empty chair
Billie Jean and Charlie Brown
and Suzy Q
Every Saturday night
they'd fix a barbecue
Billie Jean and Charlie Brown
and Suzy Q
They'd be dancin' and a
-singin' and a -boogaloo
A month's turn of years
but still no Suzy Q
Charlie Brown had trouble
with payments overdue
When early one in the morning
there's a knock on the door
As Billie Jean opened up Chanel
and fell to the floor
Standin' in the door was the
daughter of Dez
Lookin' oh so cute, a comedy first
I know them all on time, now see
That you want to meet my husband,
so you introduced me
Billie Jean and Charlie
Brown and Suzie Q
Every Saturday night they fix a barbecue
Billie Jean and Charlie
Brown and Suzie Q
Happy dancin' and a
singin' and a boogaloo
Billie Jean and Charlie
Brown and Suzie Q
Every night of the night,
the ticks are bob -o -cute
Billie Jean and Charlie Pounder,
Suzie Q
When we're dancing and we're singing
and we're boogaloo
Billie Jean and Charlie Pounder,
Suzie Q
Billie Jean and Charlie Pounder, Suzie Q
Billie Jean and Charlie Pounder,
Suzie Q you