Oh, now arrested on charges
of a non -support
Was a -sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife called the
district attorney and said
Free that brown -eyed handsome man
If he wants your job,
free that brown -eyed man
Oh, flying across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walk across the sand
She'd been a -walkin'
thirty miles en route
To Bombay to reach a brown
-eyed handsome man
Brown -eyed handsome man
Way back in history, three thousand years
Ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good
-lookin' wo men
Sheddin' tears
over brown -eyed handsome men
Brown -eyed handsome men
Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't
make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer friend
Her mother told her, darling,
go out and find
Yourself a brown -eyed handsome man
That's what your daddy was,
a brown -eyed handsome man
Well, Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost one of her arms
in a wrestling match
over a brown -eyed handsome man
Over a -eyed handsome man
Well, win for two, three, count
And nobody only hit a hot fly in her stance
He was a rounded third,
he was a heady for home
It was a brown -eyed handsome man
That won the game,
it was a brown -eyed handsome man
Brown -eyed handsome man
Oh, a brown -eyed handsome man
Brown -eyed handsome man
I said a brown -eyed handsome man
I said a brown -eyed handsome man
I said a brown -eyed handsome man