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Verse 1
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It was during my 2nd senior year
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when Mom found Jesus Christ. His
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manischevitz bottle that Mom picked
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out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom
brought the bottle inside and
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sat it down on top of the TV. Then she
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told all of us kids to gather
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round, and then she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle,
and how,
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she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
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reminded her of an old TV show,
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and Mom slapped her and called her a
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heretic. I didn't say anything,
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outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security
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guards to hold Mom down.
Verse 2
When I'm weak he makes me strong
If I die before I wake
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Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me,
yes I know
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Verse 3
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all over the world started coming to
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our house to see the bottle. At first
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I thought that this would make me
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seemed to have the opposite result.
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Kids would stop and point at me in the hallway
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whose mother keeps our savior cooped
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up in that tiny little bottle." And
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then everybody started calling me 'Bottle
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boy'. And that really hurt. It
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was also around this time that Mom began
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followers. Like that guy who never
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riddles. And that woman who collected
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19th century hand made Amish
swimwear.
Verse 4
For the Bible tells me so
If I die before I wake
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Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Verse 5
she loved Jesus,
which our savior lived
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As the year went on, things went from bad to worse,
and I realized that
if there wasn't a big change pretty soon,
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I'd never be able to get a
to a church that considered dancing
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a one way ticket to Hell. But
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that's a whole nother story. Anyway,
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by this point Mom had appeared on
the Richard Bey Show,
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A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so there was
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since everybody knew who my Mom was.
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Also we had to spend all the money
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from Mom's personal appearances to
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hire a bodyguard, since by this point
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we were getting about 400 death
Verse 7
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For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
If I die before I wake
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Pray to him my soul don't take
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Then one night, I just couldn't stand
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it any more. While everyone else
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was sleeping I crept downstairs.
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Slowly I went up to the bottle and
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began to unfasten the lid. At first,
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nothing happened. But then the room
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filled with a thick white smoke. I was
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put into her Walkman. When the
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smoke cleared, I found myself face to face with the son of God,
who was
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much shorter than I had expected.
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He'd grant me one wish. And that's how
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I got to go to the prom with
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Geena Davis. But you probably already
Verse 9
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For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
If I die before I wake
Verse 10
which our savior lived
by unfastening the lid
in which our savior lived
by unfastening the lid
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